Welcome to Hakuna Resort! Where our slogan is(as expected): "Hakuna Matata".
While our motto is: "Life needs to be as real & interesting, as it is brutal"
To be honest, we don't care about your life before you arrive ... But we care about the money you spend here, as well as your mental health.
There's no need to say too much here. We hope you get to experience our resort.
"It's truly to die for..."

Well, that sucks for you. Here at Hakuna Resort, we aim to be as real and brutally honest as possible. Go back and read our motto...
Well, pissed or not, if you're still reading, then you might as well know that we've got some activities for you at the resort; Especially since we are close to the shore line.